Hero

Hello earthies. The most embarrassing thing happened on the bus today.

I was exceptionally early for school today, which in itself is a miracle.

So I boarded an empty 72 and started dozing off. Woke up a lill while after hougang station and my tummy started stirring. It then ached like nobody's business.

I started releasing gas at a 5 min interval and it was FUCKING embarrassing.

I was turning green.

Trying to hold back a fart and maintaining a straight face,

IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS.

Literally.

So fortunately for me, hougang cc was the "pit-stop"

So I alighted the bus and sprinted to the toilet.

I was happily doing my business and smoking in the toilet (which is illegal by the way)

oblivious to the fact that there wasn't a toilet roll present in the cubicle i was in.

So after i shat, naturally i would turn to my left and look for paper.

I WAS DEVASTATED.

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screw my life.

BUT, no worries, i crept quietly to the next cubicle and cleared my ass there :)

(yes I crept when I still had shit on my ass)

RIGHT, so anyways earthies, i've a video to share.

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263866502218RA15

Its a super touching video, hope you guys like it :)

Aight i gotta run, but till then, watch this space ya'll!